Once upon a time, a very long time ago, there was a tree squirrel.
This squirrel was a chipper little fellow that used to run from tree to tree, screeching and searching for nuts, chittering to his friends all day long.
One day, the tree squirrel met a brown squirrel. He was not a nice brown squirrel, he used to do naughty things. But he talked to the tree squirrel and although the tree squirrel thought it might not be a good idea, he went along with what the brown squirrel wanted to do.
And so, the brown squirrel tied up the tree squirrel and then bound up his nuts really tight, and the tree squirrel sang soprano for the rest of his life.